I was feeling really empty inside. I was in my corner crying, when I saw my phone staring at me from the other side of the room. I ran over to it in hopes that it could fill the void in my life. I picked it up, and slid my finger across the screen. As I heard the magical unlocking sound of wizardry I felt warm and fuzzy inside. As the void in my life was slowly filled, I saw a rounded blue square. It said "App Store" under it. I touched the magical quadrilateral . A whole new world opened up for me. A land of wonder laid before me. I dove in with the enthusiasm of a new born puppy. As I perused the mass of apps, I stumbled upon backflip madness. Having nothing left to live for, I payed the 99 cent fee. I waited for what seemed like centuries, although it was only 2 seconds. My finger made contact with the screen in the center of the backflip icon. An explosion of awesomeness flood my screen. The hole in my life was slowly filled as I backflipped my way to fame and fortune. I discovered the 5 taps of lunar gravity, and how to front flip. My life is now complete. If this game updates I will probably end up being king of our galaxy, and live inside the black hole at the center of it. I will have a castle of darkness at the center, and order pizza from dominoes, because pizza is good. They won't be able to find my house though, because I live in a black hole. I will continue to backflip until I am the best in the known universe, and then I will expand my skills until I am the best of every universe. I will buy Google and Apple and become rich and then develop backflip madness 2 and make it free with no ads, because I'll be rich and I won't care about anything. So basically, if you want to live in a black hole and own Google and Apple, buy backflip madness.